Ride Lugged

Maybe some of you are looking at this page and thinking, goddamn get a new subject. Well, ok, give me one, asshole. In the mean time, I did some research on dead horses, and how to flog them, and came up with the following solutions.

Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount and walk. However, we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following:

1. Buy a stronger whip.

2. Change riders.

3. Say things like, “This is the way we have always have ridden this horse.”

4. Appoint a committee to study the horse.

5. Arrange to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.

6. Rewrite the standards for dead horse performance.

9. Compare the state of dead horses in today’s environment.

10. Change the requirements, declaring that, “This horse is not dead.

12. Harness several dead horses together to increase speed and pulling power.

13. Declare that, “No horse is too dead to beat.”

17. Declare the horse is “better, faster, and cheaper” dead.

On that retarded note, I declare there are many ways to keep talking about one thing, but only if other people chime in, so I’m not a blithering withering monologue loving fuckface. Comprende? -James