Tuesday Poll:
Is this guy (answers in the comments):
A. A hard-core, ride-some-more, do it till you die, all Euro, all the time, brakeless beastmaster.
B. A douchey hipster trustafarian twat, whose body art and gold anodized cranks are funded by his parents adherence to Americanized protestant values of hard work and stability.
C. Secretly yearning for acceptance among the ever-shrinking messenger community of which he would be a part were winters not so cold and icky.
D. Pissed that he’s now stuck with those Campy cranks, since the Italian fad is so over, and there’s no way he’s gonna find any keirin NJS cranks that match his tat just right.
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I’m going with B and C. I just can’t imagine anyone with pants that tight could be hard-core.
he’s a twat riding a gitane with aero rims.
The answer is
(E) Secret Agent Camoflauge Dude.
You think that’s bad. You should see what he can do with PhotoShop on the rest of his body.