Fugly Fresh Bike Grrrl Calendar
Thanks to bike hugger for giving me a reason to wash my eyes out with bleach this morning.

Here is an excerpt from one of the “grrrls” likes, “People with a book of existential poems in one pocket and a bike lock in the other”
. I like a white girl with a head full of dreadlocks, especially if she has lice. It gives me something to pick at post coitus, mmm lice.

Who’s up for a ridelugged calendar? I’m thinking close up shots of armpit hair. Womens armpit hair.
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we can get custom calendars made at staples for 8.99 each. sell them for 20… not of armpit hair probally, but bike glam shots or something. the bikes of ride lugged.
Ok, no armpit hair huh? How about a PSA style calendar on the dangers of white girls having dreads?
January: shot of a girl with her dreads stuck in her spokes.
February: shot of a girl with dreads having the lice and rats removed from her dreads.
March: shot of a girl with dreads being attacked by an octopus. (the octopus would obviously be trying to make babies)
you get the point.
Just found this:
Aw, c’mon guys, it’s Seattle. It’s not like there are any normal people there.
Here is my rough draft for March
John:
I’m just trying to educate the seatliens about the danger.
I don’t know, guys. They look good to me. I bought a calendar; I’ll let you know how it works out.