Sprocket Man
SUPER POWERS:
- Sharpened bike gears tied to wrist with bit of string.
- Encyclopedic knowledge of bicycle safety and traffic laws.
- Able to instantly locate the five most accident prone people in America and gesture emphatically while they “Squeeaak,” “Blonk,” “Yeowps,” or “Ka-bloom” into things.
WEAKNESSES:
- Possible obessive-compulsive disorder regarding use of bike lanes and hand signals.
KNOWN ENEMIES:
- Wooden posts (”brown ones are invisible at night!!”)
- Ace, the bike thief.





















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