Sprocket Man

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SUPER POWERS:

  • Sharpened bike gears tied to wrist with bit of string.
  • Encyclopedic knowledge of bicycle safety and traffic laws.
  • Able to instantly locate the five most accident prone people in America and gesture emphatically while they “Squeeaak,” “Blonk,” “Yeowps,” or “Ka-bloom” into things.

WEAKNESSES:

  • Possible obessive-compulsive disorder regarding use of bike lanes and hand signals.

KNOWN ENEMIES:

  • Wooden posts (”brown ones are invisible at night!!”)
  • Ace, the bike thief.

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