Hammer Shants

Everything about shants just seems lazy to me. To lazy to finish sewing this pair of pants so just stop 3/4 of the way. To lazy to roll up my pant leg. And I know what some of you are thinking, shants have been around since olden times. Well so have pantaloons. I don’t see that as an excuse to wear them though.




So I think that someone (not me, I don’t live in Portland) should rebrand pantaloons as, bike messenger hammer shants. I’m sure they will be a hit, they look retarded and you can carry all kinds of crap in the extra space around your knees, 40’s, hotdogs, tempeh.
And if that doesn’t fly then someone should be able to make a killing selling after market shant extenders


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Dig the Shants man! I have been hard at work on a new line of wool tweed shants with an internal 40 holder. I’ll report back when the project is complete.
Anyway, How the hell do I post to this blog? Email me. Also wondering where Johnson is? Tell him to email me to. He hasn’t responded to any of my emails.
holla,
Shaun