So, just so you know, great fun can be had decontextualizing writing from horse rider blogs. For example:

“I can ride him within minutes of arriving, but our old boy really struggles”

“Cherry was her usual “Come ON – let’s GO!!!” as soon as someone was mounted which I think Sooty found slightly disconcerting…”

“i’m 5’7 ish just about – i ride quite long too so i don’t really look that small on him i don’t think. i’ve gotten used to how big he is now and i don’t really notice.”

“You look fine on him (if that’s you in the last pic). Know what you mean about the rug thing.”

“but there is the very odd hungover occasion where i misfire and end up swearing and getting a rug on my head. I never feel small on her either although have been told i do look little on her. I always feel quite secure as there’s plenty of neck and bum although this is a negative as when it bucks it has too much in the boot.”

ahh horse lovers. now if only i could get someone to pull that sticky crank.