tribute to starmer

i have a lot more incriminating photos, but lucky for starmer, they are all A. in the shed in some unlabeled box, and B. my scanner doesnt like my new laptop, so i cant scan them in.

as you may or may not know, starmer is getting hitched on saturday. i offer this web based toast: schtinkn geschlecht paskudne un scharf kelef derfreien(s)!

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rachel approaches james about signing a prenup. james shows her where to stick it.

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james eating chicken flavored prenup. little does he know, John McCain’s Fingering Finger touched that chicken flavored prenup.

2 Responses

  1. Damn, I’ve been found out. Now I’ll never get the internship with Billy Ray Cyrus.

    Or will I?

  2. If I knew you better I’d scream DON’T DO IT, DON’T DO IT, DON’T DO IT, but Instead I’ll just say “Good luck.”

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