And The Vacuum Award Goes To

Dyson sponsors an australian desgin award. They have some interesting bike designs like this bicycle (tricycle) that’s designed to help handicapped peoples:

This bike which has an exoskeleton molded from a composite jolly rancher and laffy taffy is 100 times stronger than jolly ranchers alone1. No lugs on this bike, sorry.
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This is a complicated schematic which shows how the bike works. Let me break it down for you, hydraulic pistons (similar to the ones you use to get your low rider to go up and down), force the wheels to move in and out, actuated by a hydraulic pump (similar to the ones used for various sundries like penile enhancment pumps). The CPU (Cycle Powered Ubercomputer) tells the hydraulics when to splode and when to unsplode. This process uses the electric dynamo (Michael Faraday’s porn name). It’s a facinating process which I have done extensive research into 2
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After all of that I hope dyson give them a solid gold or at least chromed out vacuum.

1 I have no idea what I’m talking about. It’s probably just plastic.
2 I still have no idea what I’m talking about.

bonus:
this doesn’t require a post so here is a link to a site with some stats about Stastistics about Cars, Energy, Pollution, Bikes, and more

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