Comments on: media analysis: meaningless stock phrases

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:27:10 +0000

Just found the blog and love it. Honeycombs are big, yeah yeah yeah, they’re not small, no no no.

By: johnson

johnson — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:02:37 +0000

is that for the new ‘vertigo vodka’? i heard it was like goldschlagger but with titanium shavings at the bottom of the bottle rather than gold flakes. that way, when you finish the bottle, the last shot cuts your gums and delivers that last bit of alochol right to your brain.

By: bum mangler

bum mangler — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 21:22:02 +0000

I thought it was because they don’t have lugs. Anyway, you know I’m just yanking your chain, as always.

fuck the website. I’m way too busy trying to design a titanium pressurized titanium vodka delivery system to take pictures of anything.

By: johnson

johnson — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:18:39 +0000

how did i know bum mangler would comment on this?
what is i hate about your bikes? the fact you are trying to make them affordable or that you actually know what makes a bike ride well?

i always thought the carbon was made from yak crap (they eat lots of charcoal) stolen from tibet by the commie chinese.

the main reason i posted this, was cause i read a post in velo-orange about how, currently there are a lot of steel frames from the 80s at pawn shops, but in 20 years, goodwill will have trek madones or whatever. gunna be kinda weird. and sketchy. and crappy. and ugly.

where the shit is your goddamn website?

By: bum mangler

bum mangler — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:04:41 +0000

Does he have a 35lb ti bike, or 35lb of ti bike…meaning maybe he has multiple bikes, adding up to 35lb? I think I figured out my marketing slogan…Vertigo Bicycles; Everything Johnson hates. Double check my punctuation. Maybe I should have an exclamation point after the company name…or maybe after the word “hates”

By the by, I saw a home built bamboo bike at Heathers roller derby match over the weekend. The dude joined the bamboo with shitty ass carbon plastic crap that was probably made deep in the jungles of commie China. I told him would wouldn’t ever ride one unless he built it with home made lugs that are filleted (not tig’d) together for each junction. He cried. Then I told him that the shitty ass commie carbon isn’t recyclable and I kicked him. He cried more and tried to rip open a can of PBR to slit his wrists. Only he’s a scrawny hipster pussy and couldn’t even manage to put a tiny crease in the can. I left him crying, lying there in his failure to accomplish anything.

By: Johnson

Johnson — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 22:22:17 +0000

ok i found it. but: ‘A quantity that expresses the degree to which a substance possesses a property, such as elasticity.’ however: high modulus doesnt mean anything, as ‘modulus’ needs anouther word in front of it: dynamic modulus, shear modulus, bulk modulus. high modulus? what kind of high modulus? by adding ‘high’ it effectively becomes meaningless.

my bikes arnt designed to be heavy, they just turn out that way, guy with a 35lbs ti bike.

By: voice of reason

voice of reason — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:41:36 +0000

Sorry casey, but modulus is a real word and is on wikipedia! You should take a structures class there. It is a very important term. modulus of elasticity. you should read up on it, actually.

I do buy that honeycomb and hexagonal are a bit redundant and kind of repetitive.

Every bike you own is designed to be heavy (ha ha!)

I think you are supposed to shoot people from your bike, drive-by style?!

and yeah, the rest is pretty much crap.

oh yeah, I need me some Min/Max technology! right now! I’ve gotta have it!

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