so it begins.  another season of stupid quotes, from the minds of our future leaders, scientists and hotel clerks.

‘My taste in music is very lucrative.’

i wish my cd collection made me fist fulls of cash.

“Throughout the years, he has accumulated several antique cameras dating back to the early 1970’s”

the 70s? antique?

‘To take a trip back in time when I was a small child all of eight years of age,’

that’s akward.

‘What a pressing interrogation for a child of such adolescence! I never was a being of simple thought.‘

as is that.

“ I consider myself a well rounded girl.”

hmm…

‘In the past, junior year of high school, I was able to grow an afro large enough to fit 33 pens in my hair without any of them falling out. ‘

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