‘My taste in music is very lucrative.’
so it begins. another season of stupid quotes, from the minds of our future leaders, scientists and hotel clerks.
‘My taste in music is very lucrative.’
i wish my cd collection made me fist fulls of cash.
“Throughout the years, he has accumulated several antique cameras dating back to the early 1970’s”
the 70s? antique?
‘To take a trip back in time when I was a small child all of eight years of age,’
that’s akward.
‘What a pressing interrogation for a child of such adolescence! I never was a being of simple thought.‘
as is that.
“ I consider myself a well rounded girl.”
hmm…
‘In the past, junior year of high school, I was able to grow an afro large enough to fit 33 pens in my hair without any of them falling out. ‘
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Welcome back, Kotter.
I need to stop reading these at work. I always have to try keep myself from laughing out loud.
Laughing is forbidden where I work.