my clothes smell like goodwill

i was looking the closet the other day and realized 95 percent of my clothes were second hand.  except my carharts and underwears.

but right now i am about to go to a fancy restaurant to try to convince a forensic artist to make sketches of people from my past that i dont have photos of, and everything i am wearing is second hand and it smells like 3 different mens colognes.

hot!

unlike my house, which has run out of oil for the past two days, leaving us with only the option of continual tribal dancing or peeing in nalgene bottles and stuffing them down our pants to keep warm.  also, doing taxes works up a sweat like sitting at a pep rally.  FYI: mel is applying to an art teacher type job at damascus high.  go hornets and shit.

3 Responses

  1. Hmmm, I would normally suspect that a forensic artist would have a natural affinity for smells…perhaps drawing dramatically posed corpses and all…ask how much it would cost to get those cool clay skull reproductions!
    You do wash those goodwill clothes right?
    Q

  2. she was a wash. and no, when i get new goodwill clothes 25 minutes before i go to dinner, and am planning on wearing said clothes, i do not wash them

  3. 1. T.M.I.
    2. We’d love to get you guys back down here. Good Luck Mel!

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