paris-roubaix [pâ-rē rō-bā], verb
1. to pedal a bicycle along the edge or gutter of a rugged or rutted path in an attempt to find less demanding, smoother passage. ex. I just rode 500km from Prague to Vienna, and some of the roads were so rough I had to paris-roubaix that shit.
[...] but I did get enough practice in to avoid landing on my face after the first 2 times. I ended up Paris-Roubaixing a lot of the ride where I could find a bit of extra texture in frozen leaves or deeper snow. Late [...]