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A site about lugs, tan sidewalls, maybe jazz, classical, punk and bluegrass, local riding, worldly riding and people, cool cats, lame ducks, 110 bcds, wool, and smelling like hell after a long ride.
Holy Moly!
For those of you too lazy to click the link, this is a vagina bike taxi trussed up by a Finnish artist (shown here, angry and in bathing cap) with an axe to grind. I suppose that the person wishing to be taxi-ed squeezes himself/herself into the satin-y little opening and then rides/suffocates? Is there a snorkel?
Oh, and I guess I should’ve posted the blurred out version and then linked to the NSFW photo. But it was so much more fun to be shocking pink.
Artist?
i dunno. could you do as good a giant replica of a vadge…rigged up on a bike, no less?
the question isnt one of “could…”
heard about your husband’s new ghetto ride? ask him about the barely used zipp criterium 303 rims he is getting for it, with dimpled ti spokes, ultra low friction hollow ceramic bearings that run on titanium impregnated nitro polished bearing cups with the high yield exo grease. and the limited edition hand stitched brooks swallow saddle with custom ‘hutch flavored’ embossing and gold embroidery thread, ti rails and hand chewed copper rivets.
and the hand sewn by one guy who is at least 98 years old ‘dugast’ tubular tires, with silk casings and low rolling resistance ultra high carbon file treads.
by the way, hutch flavor tastes like grease and pizza doo.
i don’t want to hear about the expansion of our already-bursting-at-the-seams bicycle collection!!!!
rob says you are pushing my buttons.
are those buttons made out of carbon encrusted tonga nuts with full brass hardware mated to spandura kevlar hybrid thread? if so, then yes, i am pushing them. with a stick made from extruded stainless quad butted externally relived 953 heat-treated seatstay tubing.
anyway, you get a bike that fits out of it, and anouther bike gets taken down to a frame. everyone winz.
i don’t understand your math. how does a bike that is taken down to a frame win?
and, i don’t want rob’s ghettoed out, hand-painted, stickered-up volpe in exchange for my pristine castro valley anyhow.
Have you guys ever seen this shit in the Smithsonian sculpture gallery?
i usually shield my eyes around sculpture in general.
i’d rather have a ghetto bike that fits than a clean bike that dont. Anyway, he should get it repainted hot pink for you in general. with purple pin stripes.
would you rather have ugly shoes that rock (birks) or rad shoes that are 3 sizes too small? (um, uh.)
a bike that is just a frame takes up less space.
hey, I’m down with the Vage.
I would rock that shit all over town!
I like the brown aftermath running out of the sculpture at the Smithsonian garden(see Nicks photo). The Volpe is gonna go on Craigslist. She doesn’t want it.
Rob
too bad we dont know an elegible bachelor (to buy it i mean).
wow…its even got hair!