so i was downtown about a year ago, and there were these assholes in suits and sashes, with big red banners, looking like nazis with theology degrees.  i was pissed enough by their presense and chanting that i wrote them a letter.  They are the American T*F*P, which stands for tradition family and property turds, fucks and penis wrinkles.  the W is silent.  Anyway, i still get thier insipid newsletter which they subscribed me to without my knowledge, and sometimes i open it, and fire off another letter.

Here are some gems from the most resent addition newsletter.
Praised until recently as dogma, Darwin’s theory of evolution is now fading away, discredited by the same science that bore its poisoned fruit. Instead, the Christian vision of a supernatural design is being increasingly affirmed.

“Evolution is now a datum proven beyond any reasonable doubt and no longer a theory, it’s not even worth taking the trouble to discuss it.” This is what a spokesman proclaimed at the Festival of Science held in Genoa in November 2005, thereby neglecting a very important aspect of modern science—the need to be open to new perspectives. Instead, the truth is quite the opposite. Paradoxically, evolutionists are taking an ever greater distance from empirical science and are wrapping themselves up in a dogmatism that borders on ideological fanaticism.

sounds well informed right?

they also dip their hands into the green movement, turning it brown in the process:

“Václav Klaus refutes global warming hysteria, not so much from a scientific approach – which he admits is beyond his field of expertise – but rather from the standpoint of an accomplished economist and politician. While this may sound odd at first glance, it makes for a fascinating and utterly convincing read.”

yeah and i bet an unbiased and fact filled read as well.  Luckily, he’s Cory’s President not ours… oh wait ours is just as bad.

“Another of President Klaus’ observations shows that when predicting future crises, environmentalists ignore technological advancement, which continually develops more efficient and cleaner ways to produce energy and provide for society’s needs. By ignoring this fact, they are able to predict seemingly catastrophic risks that have no basis in reality.”

He must mean advancements like Hummer H2′s and decreased funding for public transport.

Anyway, if you have time and some pent off anger, look em up and fire off a message.  I won’t set the blog up for constant spam by making a link.

What does this have to do with bikes? slightly less than nothing.