Um.  Hmm.  Oh.  Ok.  The Happy Yum Yum Ride will start at 5 East 7th street, where you will indulge in coffee, tea, hot chocolate, peppermint schnapps, whiskey on the rocks, (AC/DC?) cocaine…we’re gunna roll outta here, like pedal to the metal, at like…. 9.30…that’s AM, slacker.  Um we’re gunna ride some, a little bit, go up some hills (not really.  Ed)  We’re gunna pass a cow maybe, probally a cow in a barn, cause it’s cold.  Maybe you need to wear your booties, maybe you don’t have any booties.  There is a secret stop.  We’re gunna eat like italians with the walkersvillians, we’re gunna eat like the walkersvillians like the italians with the walkersvillians.  Sorry.  (huh? Ed)  Uhm.  Then we’re gunna come back and that’s two yums. Yay!

Details: no dirt (mel said, and i quote: there will be a cough of dirt), sub 30 miles.  There is a spoke card that Mel handcrafted with sharpies.  You will get one.  She will sign it for 3 dollars.  Bring: something. (tasty. Ed)  For example: peppermint patties.  When?  Oh you want real details!   The last Saturday of this here month.  With the current weather situation, it will be slightly breezy, 73 degrees, and a slight chance of rain.  As always, let us know via yodelling, if you are coming.  Can’t make it?  Send 1 quart peppermint schnapps to PO box 132 Ridelugged Sq.  Also: we will be eating lunch in Walkersville.  Bring cash money.  I don’t even know if this place takes that new fangled plastic.  Italian!