Drink. Drank. Drunk.

01/13/2009 | Author: 5DollarBud | Posted in shit that rights up johnsons alley, sorry, swedish defector, triple ironic

ATTN: NON-BIKE RELATED CONTENT BELOW!

some new shit

Before I could even finish mourning the death of Sparks, the new hottness, or anti-sparks is now available. Codename: Drank, it’s a drink that chills you out, instead of pumping you up.

From casual inspection of their website Drank has no alcohol and is purple.

I have only one thing to say to this “Drank” – “I knew Sparks, and you sir are no Sparks.”

3 Responses

  1. Jeannine January 13th, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    This ranks as one of the stupidest ideas ever. I predict a short lifespan.

  2. johnson January 15th, 2009 at 11:55 am

    is this what you drank after you got drunk? perhaps it rehydrates you so you can get back to drink(ing). does it come in a library safe container??

  3. voice of reason January 15th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    I think it is just to calm the raging asshole of a drunk inside you so you can keep drinking?!

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