In contrast to my previous post, I have found a <$400 off-the-shelf singlespeed that I like: Linus Bike’s Roadster Classic:

Just to balance this post out, and since kneejerk ranting is a well know personality trait of this here weebblahg, I provide, for your grumbling purposes, Lancey Thesteriodman’s Damien Hirst Designed madone:

(Picture from the slamxhype blog)