Archive for the ‘gary got shot in the face’ Category

the dirty saddle cover, why did i bring my single speed, i think i left my spare lungs at home, cory is back, but just for 72 hours, ride of dirty dirt death

or the dscwdibmssitilmslahcibbjf78hddr, for short. NEWS FLASH:  the ride will be dec 2, a sunday, start around 1pm, and end up back at cory’s un-shanty for grill, booze, fire and a small black and white cat.  exact meeting location to be disclosed. as pictures from last years ride of death, aka the hardest ride ever, [...]

Ridelugged Police Blotter

Bicycle robber hits Hardees-Red Burrito in Bloomington Another SoCal Innovation: The Bicycle By Shooting NYC Woman charged with running boyfriend over with SUV Man Stabbed Teen Over Bicycle It’s a crime to look this good

wooden shifter project

_ this highly scientific venture should only be undertaken if you dont have a job, dont value time, effort or results, and you have lots of files, sanders, and strips of oak lying around. also: need at least 4 beers, preferably really hoppy so the flavor cuts the taste of sawdust in the air. also: [...]

Bike Jam Fotoes

Here’s a few pics I took at Bike Jam: Baltimore this weekend. Gary was there too, just hanging out like it was in his backyard, which it sorta was. Closest I’ve ever been to pro-level road racing action. Only saw one crash for as short of a course as it was. Suffice it to say, [...]

ride. soon. when? lets vote.

two weekends that work for me: the 12th or 19th of may. i have an easy ride planned. by easy i mean actually pretty easy, sub 3000 feet of climbing, only 15 miles or so on dirt. 50 miles total. Here’s a ride profile, for those who dont believe me. see all that farmland? thats [...]

World’s Hardest Ride and Attempted Suicide

so cory, in cory fashion, decided to host a final frederick area ride. everyone pleaded for a casual, slow, flat ride. we brought our singlespeeds to help with the argument. but, as nick predicted: 9:57 AM me: I think we can talk him outta it. me: by getting him really drunk the nite before nick: [...]

big bear hopefuls

so starmer, myself and gary are looking for a 4th team member for the upcoming WV 24 hrs of big bear. selling points: gary is the only fast one, so speed is a non-issue. we drink beer and have beautiful women on hand to cook for us. we might have a massage therapist. we have [...]

Cory’s Last Ride

Here are some photos from Cory’s Last Ride in Frederick.

Appropriated Literature

So, just so you know, great fun can be had decontextualizing writing from horse rider blogs. For example: “I can ride him within minutes of arriving, but our old boy really struggles” “Cherry was her usual “Come ON – let’s GO!!!” as soon as someone was mounted which I think Sooty found slightly disconcerting…” “i’m [...]

a little rational thought

just so everyone knows, this isn’t just about James and his crazy ideas. There are at least three other people here with as much or more expertise and certainly different crayz ideas. But when it comes down to it, we all just like to ride bikes. (and in the end we do pretty much all [...]