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the dirty saddle cover, why did i bring my single speed, i think i left my spare lungs at home, cory is back, but just for 72 hours, ride of dirty dirt death

or the dscwdibmssitilmslahcibbjf78hddr, for short. NEWS FLASH:  the ride will be dec 2, a sunday, start around 1pm, and end up back at cory’s un-shanty for grill, booze, fire and a small black and white cat.  exact meeting location to be disclosed. as pictures from last years ride of death, aka the hardest ride ever, [...]

media analysis: meaningless stock phrases

” Constructed of high-modulus carbon fiber with a hexagonal honeycomb cross section” first of all: try to look up modulus in a dictionary, or on wikipedia. if it aint there… could it be a made-up buzz word? i think the new plug in for “high-modulus carbon fiber” should be ‘chinese plastic’. hexagonal honeycomb cross section: [...]

been a long time been a long time been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely tahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmm, said the deaf cow to the incontinent steer

ridiculous ramblings and rantulings: My house is surrounded by shitty neighbors. It’s like being engulfed by people who are too dumb to really hate, but you hate them anyway. Across the street we have a family who have two very much adult sons who still live at home. Their principal occupation (the whole family) seems [...]

Zoo Ride 2: Was not so zooy since it was raining (june 3rd in Frederick, MD)

We started at South Mountain Creamery where we parked cars next to some giant furry dogs. We got there by late morning. Ironically almost everyone is sporting a Brooks except for Johnson. (By the way Hutch observed that your bike looked “dirty”- I think he just meant beat up). Damien is sporting one of his [...]

more stupid people

mel told me i shouldnt post any more of these. but it’s important that these people be blacklisted from any public office, position of corporate power, or child care/child rearing. what you are looking at:  clothes stapled to a tree. words of the artist:  “I too consider myself very spontaneous, and the kiss that inspired [...]